10. Bill to legalize pussy-grabbing. Hey, it’s just locker room fun!
9. Replace ObamaCare with something terrific – like golf club vouchers.
8. Stop Iran getting nukes by tearing up agreement to stop Iran getting nukes.
7. Get rid of that annoying Farage guy who keeps hanging around.
6. Bill US taxpayers for Trump campaign expenses (and then some).
5. Negotiate piece treaty with Putin. Vlad gets a piece of Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia. The Trump Organization gets a piece of the action.
4. Turn round-up of immigrants into TV reality show. All rights to Trump Organization.
3. Send Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani to Europe to collect from NATO deadbeats, Sopranos-style.
2. Lock Hillary up now. Wait until after inauguration before locking up Obamas.
1. Admire self in gilded mirror.